Calculate the Discount and I will give you that Amount
Swayam was binge-watching a recently released web-series on his laptop while lying on a bean-bag. He had headphones on his ears, because of which he had no idea that Paresh was calling him from another room. After a few moments, Paresh entered the room with a newspaper in his hand and kicked the bean-bag on which Swayam was lying.
Swayam (being shocked about Paresh’s kick, while taking the headphones off his ears): What the hell, bro?
Paresh (while showing a page of the newspaper to Swayam): Look at this, what a great deal we have here! We can get our required stuff at much lesser rates. They have got discounts in every category of products.
Swayam (while showing not much interest in it): So what?
Paresh (being disappointed with Swayam’s reply): So what?? Is this your reply to these great deals? We can save a lot of money through this. Now, get up, get ready, we have to go shopping.
Swayam: Save money? What a joke! We can save nothing, my brother, not even money. You save it today and it’s gone tomorrow. By the way, I have an epic web-series to finish and the plot has got super-exciting now.
Paresh: Oh, come on. At least move an inch away from the bean-bag. Okay, forget about the discount, apart from the discount, we need a lot of stuff for this room. Don’t you think the same?
Swayam: Listen, the things which you want to buy, are not that much necessary. See, we have all the things which are the most necessary and that’s enough. So, tonight, let me finish this series.
Paresh (being worried about the offer): But the offer ends tonight.
Swayam: Oh, come on. Don’t be that crazy about this offer. The mall is 7 kilometers away from our place and you are intelligent enough to calculate the price of the petrol you are going to waste and that of the discount you are going to get, plus the unnecessary effort which you are going to put into it. I have said what I had to, but if it does not convince you, then calculate the discount and I will give you that amount right………. after this month ends.
Paresh: No, sir. I have understood that you will not move from that bean-bag very soon, so I am going to take Priya with me for the shopping and I am calling her right now.
Swayam (with a naughty smile on his face): As you wish. I hope she does not raise your bill.
Sometimes discounts are not as important as keeping some people away!
ReplyDelete:D Discounts often make us penny wise & pound foolish. :)
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